Don't look at me like that, you saw the title
Peaches and earth have connections so vital
With all of the gases that it produces
The world really is just a great huge bum!
I stare at the sky watching all of the birds
While they dig up the hole so that the coffin can fit.
The person asks for any last words
But no words from me. I’ve done my bit.
There once was a knight
Who fought many fights,
From witches to dragons,
To ogres, to golems.
He was the greatest.
He still is the best.
Why was he so tough?
That’s because he was rough.
No one was a fool
To face him to be cool.
They’d run out in fear
Or they’d buy him a beer.
One day they didn’t!
They didn’t buy the beer
He was in a rage
So they locked him in a cage.
He was heartbroken
He loved not someone then.
But now in a cage
He will die full of rage.
Kate Oboe,
Kate Oboe
Wanted to see a rainbow.
Rainbow,
Rainbow,
Red, blue and yellow.
Blue and yellow,
Blue and yellow,
Blue and yellow make green that glows.
Green that glows,
Green that glows,
But not as much as yellow.
Yellow,
Yellow,
Yellow is in the rainbow.
Rainbow,
Rainbow,
Kate had seen a rainbow.
There once was a young man called Nat
Whose Rat was a Cat, not a Bat.
They thought he was weird
So they crept away in fear.
The Rat was a Bat, not a Cat.
If only I knew that day,
When I walked down that alleyway,
When I came out in fright
And was glad to see the light,
Why did the ghost appear?
I ran to my house really fast.
I was glad to be home at last.
I spoke to my mother
And told my dear father,
“Why did the ghost appear?”
T’was the shock of my life so far
When they thought I was a spectre.
They sprinted upstairs
And held the door with chairs
Saying, “Why did the ghost appear?”
I ran to the alley, disgusted.
When I got there I had realised.
In front was a mirror
Showing the worst of horror,
The picture of me as a ghost.
Don't look at me like that, you saw the title
Peaches and earth have connections so vital
With all of the gases that it produces
The world really is just a great huge bum!
I stare at the sky watching all of the birds
While they dig up the hole so that the coffin can fit.
The person asks for any last words
But no words from me. I’ve done my bit.
There once was a knight
Who fought many fights,
From witches to dragons,
To ogres, to golems.
He was the greatest.
He still is the best.
Why was he so tough?
That’s because he was rough.
No one was a fool
To face him to be cool.
They’d run out in fear
Or they’d buy him a beer.
One day they didn’t!
They didn’t buy the beer
He was in a rage
So they locked him in a cage.
He was heartbroken
He loved not someone then.
But now in a cage
He will die full of rage.
Kate Oboe,
Kate Oboe
Wanted to see a rainbow.
Rainbow,
Rainbow,
Red, blue and yellow.
Blue and yellow,
Blue and yellow,
Blue and yellow make green that glows.
Green that glows,
Green that glows,
But not as much as yellow.
Yellow,
Yellow,
Yellow is in the rainbow.
Rainbow,
Rainbow,
Kate had seen a rainbow.
There once was a young man called Nat
Whose Rat was a Cat, not a Bat.
They thought he was weird
So they crept away in fear.
The Rat was a Bat, not a Cat.
I was very excited when it came that day,
The day I was planted under the big Sun's ray
The weather was dull and also quite strange
And we couldn't wait for the season to change.
Spring has come as well as a fresh, new beginning
So have the cool, careless clouds and their wet bringing
We all watched as the great Sour Cherry bloomed right out
While we waited for that golden ball to come about.
Each bud develops into a new start
And it's because of spring, the season of art.
I have now blossomed, I now look the best.
I am now the gardener's favourite, no longer a pest.
With a scorching sun and my vexing thirst
I knew very well it w
